Mr. True would rather you:

a) keep your unsolicited film commentary to yourself

b) keep your stinking smoking habit to yourself

c) keep your filthy germs to yourself

d) all of the above

(no fair scrolling down until you have circled your choice on the monitor)

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An unusual departure for today’s Everett Truesday feature, Everett True’s Correspondence gives our favorite curmudgeon vigilante a forum from which to dispense his own brand of advice. By “his own brand”, of course, you’ll read “violence-laden”. Start with the example above and proceed forward to get an eyeful of Ev’s problem-solving abilities…